Stephen Miller's third grade teacher, Nikki Fiske, threw massive shade at the senior political adviser in an essay published by the Hollywood Reporter on Thursday. It's probably best thing you'll read today.
SEE ALSO: This is the glue you have been missing all your lifeIn the essay, Fiske described eight-year-old Miller as a "loner" who "ate glue." Yes, that's right, glue. You know, that substance that should never be eaten, because it's glue.
Here is the passage in which Miller's glue eating tendencies were described:
"He was a strange dude. I remember he would take a bottle of glue — we didn't have glue sticks in those days — and he would pour the glue on his arm, let it dry, peel it off and then eat it."
Yikes.
Fiske also compared Miller to the Peanut's character Pig Pen, who, as his name suggests, was filthy. Can you even fathom being so disliked that your third grade teacher wants to roast you on a national level?
Welp, looks like a former(?) glue eater is advising our president. This is fine.
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