Twitter mostly sucks, but one of the few accounts which isn't terrible is @dril.
Even if you don't spend much of your time on the platform, you've likely come across his bizarre, nonsensical jokes that we wish we knew how to come up with.
SEE ALSO: Twitter's pleasant 'old fruit pictures' bot has a fascinating origin storySeemingly the ramblings of a cranky old man with poor grasp of the keyboard, @dril has been on the internet since 2008, and was also infamously doxxed last year. Now, he has a book.
Titled Dril Official "Mr. Ten Years" Anniversary Collection, the book is suitably an anthology of the mysterious writer's tweets and sketches.
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Yes, you'll be able to grasp in your hands more than 1,500 "'Cream of the Crop' tweets, hand picked by The Boss, sorted categorically and accompanied by over 70 stunning Illustrations."
"This book is a Must Have for all admirers of Prestige Content," reads the description on @dril's website. For those who aren't familiar with @dril's "Prestige Content," it includes pearlers like these:
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Dril adds that for people who don't want to read book "mostly filled with Shit youve read before," a second edition will come out in early 2019.
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